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Celebrate your machinist legacy with pride and humor in this bold and precise retirement design! Featuring golden crossed calipers and the statement "Retired And Rebuilt – Body Contains Aftermarket Parts", this shirt is a tribute to machinists who’ve worked hard and earned every part they’ve had replaced.

With its clean layout, powerful typography, and sharp orange and white text on navy, this design speaks to the detail and accuracy machinists live by—even in retirement.

Made for comfort and long-lasting wear, it's perfect for relaxing in the shop, hanging out with coworkers, or showing off at retirement celebrations.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s the perfect gift for any retired machinist who still measures twice and laughs often.

Additional information

Style

Classic Unisex T-shirt, Classic Ladies T-shirt, Classic V-neck T-shirt, Classic Long Sleeve Tee, Classic Unisex Hoodie

Color

Black, Brown, Charcoal, Dark Chocolate, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Military Green, Navy, Purple

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping Information

Shipping Information

Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.

DestinationCarrierDelivery timeCost
United StatesUSPS / UPS7-15 business days$7.99 — free over $99
CanadaUSPS / Canada Post10-20 business days$9.99
United KingdomRoyal Mail10-20 business days$9.99
Australia & New ZealandAustralia Post12-25 business days$11.99
Rest of worldStandard international12-30 business days$12.99

A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.

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Returns

Returns & Exchanges

If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.

  • Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
  • Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
  • Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.

Start a return by emailing contact@cedarvalleygoods.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.